Are you tired of being poor? Launch your ICM with us. We help with exposure, marketing, branding — and most importantly, the pump.
Let's be real: Crypto is nothing more than a ponzi and magic. The ponzi is the structure — new money pays old money, that's just how it works. The magic is the belief, the narrative, the community that makes it all feel real. We're not here to lie to you or pretend this is anything else. We're here to help you navigate it, build something people believe in, and maybe get lucky. That's the game. Play it or don't.
Send us your working product. We'll check it out.
We actually use your product. If we like it, you're in.
We hit you up in a group chat. Let's coordinate the launch.
We help you launch. Then push to GitHub. Let's get you some exposure.
We've got devs who actually know how to write smart contracts. They've shipped tokens, they've been rugged, they've learned.
They'll help you create your token, audit it (as much as you can), and make sure it actually works. No promises, but they're good.
We know people who've been in crypto forever. They're "experts" — sometimes they get liquidated, but they know the game.
They'll give you advice, help you navigate the space, and share what they've learned (the hard way). Real talk, no fluff.
We've got real accounts with real followers who actually matter. People who have smart followers that pay attention.
We'll coordinate raids from accounts that matter. Not bots, not fake followers — real people who might actually check out your product.
Your product looks like it was built in a basement? We can help with that. Make it look legit enough that people don't immediately close the tab.
We'll help you get a logo that doesn't suck, colors that work, and a vibe that makes people want to use it. Basic stuff, but it matters.
We'll help you post, engage, and not sound like a complete robot. We know what works in crypto Twitter (and what doesn't).
We'll help you build a presence, engage with your community, and actually get people talking about your product. No corporate BS.
If you have a good reason, we might help cover some expenses. Not all the time, but if it makes sense for the launch.
You don't get to go to vacation with this. We're talking actual launch costs, not your personal expenses. Be reasonable.
Want to slap a coin on your product? We've got devs who can actually do it. No bullshit, just real integration.
We'll help you create the token, integrate wallets, and make it work on Solana or EVM. Then you push it to GitHub.
A group chat where you can talk about how we're gonna get rich together and come to each other's countries.
Real talk, no corporate nonsense. We coordinate launches, share ideas, and maybe one day we'll actually meet up. That's the dream.
| Project | Link | Stage | Score | Action |
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AI Analytics Pro
Submitted 2d ago
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demo.example.com | Under review |
8.2
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DeFi Trader
Submitted 5d ago
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defi.example.com | Accepted |
9.1
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Social NFT Platform
Submitted 1d ago
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social.example.com | Submitted |
7.5
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Crypto Wallet App
Submitted 3d ago
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wallet.example.com | Rejected |
4.2
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Market is not predictable. There are no guarantees.
Got a working product? Want to slap a coin on it and get some exposure? Submit it below. If we like it, we'll hit you up. Then you push to GitHub afterwards.
We'll test it. If we like it, we'll contact you.